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• phronsa on Winner gets $10! 4/13/08
  “MISSING HUSBAND Rick was in trouble. He forgot his Valentines day gift. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday!”
• Ada04 on Winner gets $10! 2/5/08
  “This Is A Story About A Couple Who Had Been Happily Married For Years. The Only Friction In Their Marriage Was The Husband's Habit Of Farting Loudly Every Morning When He Awoke. The Noise Would Wake His Wife And The Smell Would Make Her Eyes Water And Make Her Gasp For Air. Every Morning She Would Plead With Him To Stop Ripping Them Off Because It Was Making Her Sick. He Told Her He Couldn't Stop It And That It Was Perfectly Natural. She Told Him To See A Doctor, She Was Concerned That One Day He Would Blow His Guts Out. The Years Went By And He Continued To Rip Them Out. Then One Thanksgiving Morning As She Was Preparing The Turkey For Dinner And He Was Upstairs Sound Asleep, She Looked At The Innards And Neck, Gizzard, Liver And All The Spare Parts And A Malicious Thought Came To Her. She Took The Bowl And Went Upstairs Where Her Husband Was Sound Asleep And, Gently Pulling The Bed Covers Back, She Pulled Back The Elastic Waistband Of His Underpants And Emptied The Bowl Of Turkey”
• Whitewitch on Winner gets $10! 2/4/08
  “A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom,so she said yes. When he went to wipe his butt there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, 'What do you have in your hand.'The boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away.' He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, 'What do you have in your hand So the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away.' He was sent home and his mom asked him 'What do you have in your hand.' So the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away.' He was sent to his room and his dad came in and said, 'What do you have in your hand.' So again the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he will get scared away Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, 'Open your hands. And the little boy said, 'Look Dad you scared the -crap- out of hi”
• bfoc2000 on Winner gets $10! 1/13/08
  “A little girl asked her grandma a question. She wanted to know how old she was. The grandma told her that it is rude to ask a lady their age. So the girl went to school the next day and told her classmate about what had happened. The classmate told her to look into grandma's purse. So she went home and looked into the purse. She went back to grandma and told her that she knows that her age is 70, and grandpa left her because she had an F in Sex.(F=Female)”
• Jr_Sen_is_me on Winner gets $10! 1/11/08
  “A man shot a deer and brought it home for dinner,knowing the kids wouldn't eat venison,him and his wife didn't tell the kids what it was. The son took a bite of the meat and said, "Mom this is delicious what is it?" Dad replied, "Well son I'll give you a clue it's what Mom sometimes calls me." The daughter spit it out and said "Don't eat it! It's as*hole!!!"”