I had just finished watching '28 Days Later', in anticipation of seeing the sequel, '28 Weeks Later', sometime in the coming week. I thought to myself, "Hmm... Just how zombie-proof is this apartment, anyway?" Which led me to realize that the rear of the apartment was most open to exposure, what with the fire escape & roof access. With my luck, my downstairs neighbor, who is not my biggest fan, would probably already be a zombie, and would lead the charge up the back. I then thought to myself, "If zombies start climbing in through the bedroom windows, do NOT hide in the bathroom."

Zombie-proof apartments...

This is why, when customers ask me what I do when I'm not at work, I reply, "Oh, not much..."

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