Send Samson to College
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If anyone deserves to mooch, it's my friend Samson. He lives in a mud hut (seriously) in Kisoro, Uganda without running water or electricity. He's never even seen a movie. He studies hard, speaks 4 languages fluently (Rufumbira, Swahili, English, and French), and wants to go to the university in Kampala, but he can't afford tuition. I feel funny playing Sally Struthers, but he deserves cash way more than that fat guy on the couch with the pit stains.
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Recent comments
“Good luck! Maybe you should help find him a sponsor. I don't know how you get one, but I'm sure you're doing all you can.”
“Hey! It took a lot of work to get those pit stains just right. Don't be one of those people who has to tear someone else down to feel like a man.”