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I give you smexy Dan, you give me groceries, yes? by FoxiMoxi

Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. Oh god, give my girlfriend grocery money or she'll never take down this picture of me, please help!

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Mooched by FoxiMoxi
on May 26, 2008

Views: 53
Poverty Streak: 7 months

This mooch expires August 24, 2008
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