It's on, Chestnut
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So here I am. Less than a month until the July 4th Nathan's famous hot dog eating competition.
I'll be frank. (snort)
I've got to get there. With Joey Chestnut shattering Kobayashi's record this year in a qualifier, the six time world champion's buns are on the line.
I want to be at the front of the action, close enough to smell the spew of the lesser mortal contenders. This will probably require bribing several officials and beer swilling spectators (i will hide forties of sweet, sweet budweiser in my hot dog costume to distract and soothe the savages) as well as legal fees and the dry-cleaning of said costume.
Tips will be appreciated and allow you the honor of claiming to 'know" me when you and your closest friends see me on ESPN and the inevitable YouTube videos when this all goes down.
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Mooched by holycannoli
on June 14, 2007
Views: 61
Poverty Streak: 3 years
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Read ’em all“i don't understand.”
“Here is my tip as promised. You are my hero. I'll look for you on TV.”
“You will be the first I tip once I think of a new idea for a mooch and get more money. I went to Nathan's contest a few years ago. Did you know that Kobayashi sees the sub-atomic structure of each hot dog as he eats it? The announcer said so. Chestnut has his work cut out for him.”
“Shut up. You had me at "frank."”
“as long as you heckle eric 'badlands' booker i'll tip ya. my greatest student, my greatest disappointment. hot dog promise?”